Come on, that was good. Anyhow, as of today, the Chicago Cubs are going to the playoffs, and there’s nothing any of you can do about that. The Brewers and the Astros in particular can’t do anything about that — they tried a couple of weeks ago, and look what happened. You don’t cross the Cubs unless you want the Mets all up in your grill like that. And, uh, apparently the Marlins. WTF is up with that?
Anyhow, I’d especially like to thank the Cardinals for being completely rotten and awful, not least because whipping the tar out of them tonight is what finally clinched us a damn division.