I know you’re all chomping at the bit to comment on the drivel that pours like the Flood out of my babbling fingers, but first let’s get some rules established. Rule number one: you have to be registered and logged in to post a comment; if you’re going to swear at me, you gotta do it to my face and not skulk around as “anonymous.” Rule two: I reserve the right to delete, edit, disable, enable, or fake any comments I desire at any time I desire. Rule three: your first comment will be held in moderation as an anti-spam measure. Once I’ve approved it, you’re good to go.
Unless you turn out to be a spammer anyhow, in which case I’ll goddamn murder you.