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Mets to hold 4 second interviews

Admit it. You always figured the process was something like that, didn’t you. Well, perfectlydarien.com’s crack team of journalists has acquired transcripts of some of the Mets’ famous four-second interviews of yesteryear. Enjoy!

"What will your priority be in the offseason? Signing seven backup catchers? Great! You’re hired!"

"What’s the most important ingredient in a winning baseball team? Voodoo? Awesome! You get the job!"

"Do you know anything about baseball at all? No? You’re in!"

"Will you punch an old dude in the head on team property? Awesome! We like your style!"

"Do you ever get on base? Like, ever, at all, ever? If on-base percentage is so important, why don’t they put it up on the scoreboard? You’re our man, dummy!"

"Are you a deadly disease that will infect our paying customers? Just the attraction we need!"


November 17th, 2010 Posted by | Baseball | no comments

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