The Yankees in acronyms
A handy guide to telling the 2010 New York Yankees apart (I don’t have a good column to hand that I can stick this joke in, so I’m just shipping it on its own).
Lance Berkman: TCB
Robinson Cano: MVP
Alex Rodriguez: GIDP
A.J. Burnett: HBP
CC Sabathia: FAT
Joba Chamberlain: DUI
Kerry Wood: DL
Mariano Rivera: OMG
Andy Pettitte: HGH
Derek Jeter: YHWH
(Special thanks to the Jews for helping with that punch line. A sheynem dank, khaveyrim!)
