The Dord of Darien

Musings from the Mayor of the Internet


Hey, gang, Barry Bonds is in trouble! Let’s put on a show!

So Barry Bonds has been indicted for perjury as part of the ongoing BALCO investigation. I guess there’s something the jury found unconvincing about his testimony… nineteen times. Perhaps it was the fact that he stood there in front of them and his dialated eyes bulged out of his giant swollen pumpkin head as he told them he never took steroids. You know, allegedly. I for one have no idea – for all I know he’s as pure and innocent as the new mown snow. But, man, sucker has a great big head, and sure didn’t back in ’98. Odd how some people just get that late-30’s head growth spurt.

November 17th, 2007 Posted by | Baseball | 3 comments

wtf is turmeric

So I have this bottle of mustard what lists its ingredients as "vinegar, water, mustard seed, salt, spices, turmeric." What these people got against my nigga turmeric that they gotta single it out? It’s not good enough to count as a spice? I see how this is.

Fucking spiceists.

November 17th, 2007 Posted by | Food | no comments

Stay away from the voodoo!

Our first foray into the shiny new Zul’Aman was quite successful. Going in totally blind – no preconceived notions whatsoever – we dropped two bosses in a little over three hours, which I consider a job quite well done. Now that we know what we’re doing, I expect we can get them much more quickly next time we’re there, and then move on to some new stuff.

Now, there’s still the matter of that pesky flaming bone dragon…

November 17th, 2007 Posted by | World of Warcraft | no comments