Troy Tulowiztki
Just attempted to bunt in the top of the seventh, with Todd Helton on second and nobody out.
Todd Helton on second.
On second.
Second base. Not first base. WTF is wrong with you, Jim Tracy?
Postscript: Tulo pops the bunt foul, and then hits a towering home run on the very next pitch he sees. See why that bunt was stupid, James? Aren’t you glad he didn’t get it down?
Comedy addendum: Dave tells me the Rockies announcers were talking about how the bunt would have been a good move, so the Rockies could "move the runner along." Todd Helton may not be the fastest guy, but I’m pretty sure he can score from second on a home run just fine, guys.
