While I’m talking about baseball…
And, wait, how the fuck did Bob Melvin get fired already? Not even two full seasons after being declared Manager of the Year, Melvin is out on his ass because a shitty team is playing shitty. It’s totally unfair that the Diamondbacks fired Melvin this early; it’s only a month into the season! That didn’t give me enough time even to make a bet in this year’s first-manager-to-be-fired pool. I was leaning toward Cecil Cooper, especially after he insanely let injury-whore Mike Hampton throw more than a hundred pitches last night.
