Now appearing: The Dord of Darien
I’m pretty sure I know how you are. You sit around all day, reloading my world-famous web site, thinking to yourself “damn, I wish Darien would write more.” Well guess whose prayers just got the shit answered out of themselves? I’m crapping out this basically-valueless blog because I sometimes want to write something that’s too irrelevant or too ephemeral for the main site. Sometimes I put them there anyhow, but that’s not the point. Now anytime I want to blather about anything, hey, I have this thing. If you’re new here, check out the About page for more sweary nonsense that probably won’t get you any closer to understanding what this is about.