The Dord of Darien

Musings from the Mayor of the Internet

Just one of those days

Ever wake up and find yourself agreeing with Glenn Beck? That’s happened to me:

O’REILLY: Do you believe — do you believe that gay marriage is a threat to the country in any way?
BECK: A threat to the country?
O’REILLY: Yeah, it going to harm the country?
BECK: No, I don’t. Will the gays come and get us?

Not only do I agree with Beck, I also approve of the quality of the zing. Though it’s worth noting that Dave and Stephen have been trying to get me for years, and, if they could get married, who knows what might happen.

Some days you agree with Glenn Beck, and then some days you agree with Glenn Beck:

BECK: I believe — I believe what Thomas Jefferson said. If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?

Holy shit, Glenn. You’ve been talking to the Judge again, haven’t you?

The whole article I’m quoting is here, but that’s the gist of it. The only other thing I have to say that’s worth mentioning on a blog about words and swear words is that apparently I’m the only analyst anywhere on the internet who has the stones to point out that the graph of the acceptance of gay marriage in America:

Nutty homos

looks like a penis.

Thank you, and good night.

August 13th, 2010 Posted by | Bullshit | one comment

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  1. […] August 17, 2010 · Filed under Stuff & Fluff Because he has the stones to say it. […]

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