The Dord of Darien

Musings from the Mayor of the Internet

Remember "The Jazz Singer?" Yeah, this is the exact opposite.

Hey, apparently Sammy Sosa is looking pretty white these days. A little Jacksonian, there, Sammy! It’s worth pointing out that the authour of that article says: "Despite the fact that I hate the Cubs and never was a Sosa fan, I’m not posting this to poke fun at Sammy." In an ironic twist, I love the Cubs and sure was a Sosa fan, and I totally am posting this just to poke fun at Sammy. This is because I am a bad person.

In other news, Sammy’s wife is super fucking hot. Yow.

November 8th, 2009 Posted by | Bullshit | no comments

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