Remember "The Jazz Singer?" Yeah, this is the exact opposite.
Hey, apparently Sammy Sosa is looking pretty white these days. A little Jacksonian, there, Sammy! It’s worth pointing out that the authour of that article says: "Despite the fact that I hate the Cubs and never was a Sosa fan, I’m not posting this to poke fun at Sammy." In an ironic twist, I love the Cubs and sure was a Sosa fan, and I totally am posting this just to poke fun at Sammy. This is because I am a bad person.
In other news, Sammy’s wife is super fucking hot. Yow.
