The Dord of Darien

Musings from the Mayor of the Internet

News update: Satan firmly in control of baseball

The Cubs just sent Felix Pie to the minors to make room for Jim Edmonds. Jim fucking Edmonds. Not only is the guy a complete asshole, he’s also washed up. And to make room for him, we had to get rid of the most entertainingly-named player of all time.

Okay, okay, fine. Second-most entertaining.

May 15th, 2008 Posted by | Baseball | no comments

I was right — it is that short

My LostWinds review is up, and — not to spoil this for anybody — the game’s only two hours long. It’s fun, though, and everything I said about it yesterday is still true today. But I’m not going to rewrite the whole damn review here in the blog post, so go read it if you want the complete dirt.

May 15th, 2008 Posted by | Games, Meta-meta | no comments