I am such a terrorist
Hey, remember last time the government declared me a terrorist? Well, if you thought that being completely humiliated would keep the government from doing the exact damn same thing a second time, you were not correct. Everybody’s favourite government bureau, the Department of Homeland Security, has just issued another nine pages of fear and libel. If you’re just interested in hitting the highlights, catch the footnote on page two. No, I don’t want to spoil it for you. Go check it out for yourself.