The Dord of Darien

Musings from the Mayor of the Internet


I thought he was in Pennsylvania!

Bigfoot has been spotted in Florida! No, really, it’s definitely Bigfoot. Except for being small and orange instead of large and brown. Oh, and except for how he steals your donuts instead of kidnapping Joan Crawford.

Maybe someday I’ll write an article for this category that’s not about Bigfoot. Maybe something about the Chupacabra or the Loch Ness Monster or the Mhungazonga Mubuntu or whatever it is Dave was talking about in the comments for this entry.

November 16th, 2007 Posted by | Bullshit | 2 comments


  1. This can’t be Bigfoot, as it’s a well known fact that Bigfoot prefers chocolate frosted donuts and simply can’t abide jelly donuts at all.

    Also, it’s Mokele-Mbembe, and it’s totally a sauropod dinosaur living in deepest, darkest Africa. Unless it’s just the locals fucking with gullible palefaces–seems funny that he always “just went under and swam away” just as the cryptozoologist’s boat rounds the bend.

    Comment by Dave | 16 November 2007

  2. Hey, bro! The locals are fucking with you! Locals always fuck with you!

    ubuntu lol

    Comment by Darien | 17 November 2007

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