The Dord of Darien

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Non-ALF post

ORMG NO

How do people figure "3G radiation" works again? Like your iPad spits out a terrifying 3G death beam that can only be blocked by a millimeter of vinyl?

HALP

Bet you wish you had this case, sucker.


February 29th, 2012 Posted by | Bullshit | one comment

1 Comment »

  1. OH SHIT I HAVE A 4G PHONE THAT’S ONE MORE G OF RADIATION!!

    …and they don’t have a case for my Motorola Photon, meaning I’m basically fucked. I’m taking 4G RADIATION right to the brain. Great.

    By the way, their web site is awesome. Apparently this thing that blocks radiation (somehow — never explains wtf it’s made out of) “may enhance” your signal strength by making your phone “use its energy more efficiently.”

    Comment by Stephen | 1 March 2012

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