The Dord of Darien

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Did anybody else just see that?

This came up in my Steam banner scroll:

Do what now?

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a pitch line that makes me as thoroughly disinterested in buying a game as does that one. The dune buggy and swarms of antlions? You mean I get the two very very worst parts of Half-Life 2 all in one game? Sign me up!


September 26th, 2011 Posted by | Games | 2 comments

2 Comments »

  1. But I liked having the Antlions do everything for me while I just hid…

    Comment by ZAD-Man | 26 September 2011

  2. Okay, I suppose the part where you were actually commanding the antlions wasn’t as bad as the part where you have to jump from rock to rock to avoid them. Or the part in Episode One where you push cars around a parking garage while they eat you.

    Comment by Darien | 26 September 2011

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