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Vegas day 2 — Making things disappear
Today was mainly composed of Mac King making people’s money disappear, which, oddly, was the same effect the poker tables had on Mrs. Darien. I did fairly well and left the table with about a 30% profit, but poor Mrs. D totally negated my valiant effort by losing what historians will later describe as “epic quantities of phat cash, y0.” Well, easy come, easy went.
In other news, the Mac King show was a blast. I heartily recommend it if you’re ever in town, but, then, I have a thing for comedy magic shows anyhow. He’s not very expensive (and Harrah’s appears to give out free tickets in extraordinary quantities) and it really is both very funny and some really excellent magic.
I’ll add some convenient courtesy links nobody will ever click on to these posts once I get home. Too much of a pain in the ass to do on the phone — almost like they didn’t design this thing for the purpose of maintaining your world-famous comedy swearing website from the comfort of your hotel room.
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