The Dord of Darien

Musings from the Mayor of the Internet

Better salt. Faster salt.

The People’s Empire of Darientopia continues to expand at a breakneck pace, thanks to the tireless work of my happy vassals. We have decided that a better transportation infrastructure will aid us in transforming our valuable salt into valuable money, and to that end we have devised an ingenious mechanism. This magic hyperlink will automatically cause a happy vassal to be whipped and beaten until he constructs a road. Click on it — it’s your civic duty!

March 23rd, 2008 Posted by | Bullshit | no comments