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I’d like to suggest to spammers that perhaps they’re ten years too late. But I appreciate the thought.
It’s been a good year so far. The second amendment does in fact say what it looks like it says, the Great Writ does in fact apply even when it’s inconvenient for it to do so, The Japanese have invented the world’s smallest Cup O’Noodle, and the Cubs are on top of the division.
Let’s hear it for the land of the free and the home of the Braves, huh? Oh, and also Japan, which I guess snuck in there somewhere around point three.
Merry Christmas, everybody. I hope Santa treats you to some truly phat lewts this year, assuming you’re in to that sort of thing. Hope you’ll stick with me next year!
