The Dord of Darien

Musings from the Mayor of the Internet

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May 23rd, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | no comments

In my mailbox today

"Last chance for kinky sex!"

I’d like to suggest to spammers that perhaps they’re ten years too late. But I appreciate the thought.

October 25th, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized | no comments

Happy Independence Day!

It’s been a good year so far. The second amendment does in fact say what it looks like it says, the Great Writ does in fact apply even when it’s inconvenient for it to do so, The Japanese have invented the world’s smallest Cup O’Noodle, and the Cubs are on top of the division.

Let’s hear it for the land of the free and the home of the Braves, huh? Oh, and also Japan, which I guess snuck in there somewhere around point three.

July 4th, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | no comments

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, everybody. I hope Santa treats you to some truly phat lewts this year, assuming you’re in to that sort of thing. Hope you’ll stick with me next year!

December 25th, 2007 Posted by | Uncategorized | no comments