http://www.perfectlydarien.com Get your funny on! en-us Copyright 2002-2005 perfectlydarien.com darien@perfectlydarien.com http://www.perfectlydarien.com/pdbutn.gif http://www.perfectlydarien.com 50 50 perfectlydarien.com - Official website of people who know what the hell they're talking about. http://www.perfectlydarien.com ne1 else liek pie?? There's a new Dariencast, and a new guest review in the ol' GameFAGs. Check it! darien@perfectlydarien.com Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:01:13 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/reviews/view.php?title=Professor%20Layton%20and%20the%20Curious%20Village%20DS%202008%20Darien Professor Layton and the Curious Village is good. You want details? Follow the link for the full review. And then send me $14,995 + s/h. THIS I COMMAND. darien@perfectlydarien.com Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:16:41 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/reviews/view.php?title=LostWinds%20Wii%202008%20Darien Darien's LostWinds review hits the 'tubes. Is it good? Is it bad? One thing's for sure -- everyone knows it's windy. darien@perfectlydarien.com Thu, 15 May 2008 01:47:48 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/reviews/view.php?title=Metroid%20Prime%203:%20Corruption%20Wii%202007%20Darien So there's this new game review up. You should read it. It's awesome. 'Nuff said! darien@perfectlydarien.com Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:01:20 -0800 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/reviews We've all like GameFAGged the newfangled guitar thing everybody's talking about. Go go para presidente! darien@perfectlydarien.com Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:17:08 -0800 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/dariencast Hey gang, a new Dariencast! What are the odds? darien@perfectlydarien.com Mon, 24 Dec 2007 20:06:15 -0800 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/reviews Reviews posted: Super Mario Galaxy and Sid Meier's Pirates! We even liked one of them. You know you want to find out. darien@perfectlydarien.com Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:52:08 -0800 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/blorg The official perfectlydarien blog is now open! Full of bullshit, no doubt. Probably not worth your time. darien@perfectlydarien.com Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:09:02 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/reviews New reviews up: Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, and Super Paper Mario. I promise the reviews contain more jokes than this crap feed update. darien@perfectlydarien.com Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:46:19 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/reviews Some new game reviews, covering Ratchet: Deadlocked on the PS2 and Contact on the DS. Not that new Dariencast you've all been waiting for, but I can't track my sidekick down for that. So don't blame me; blame yourself or God. darien@perfectlydarien.com Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:27:34 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/dariencast Under the tree for you this year? More sweary video game blather. Ho ho ho. darien@perfectlydarien.com Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:31:13 -0800 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/dariencast We have a new feature, and it's a podcast. How obscene is that? Find out for yourself, but I'm betting on "very." darien@perfectlydarien.com Wed, 20 Dec 2006 03:22:34 -0800 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/reviews/view.php?title=Kingdom%20Hearts%202%20Playstation%202%202006%20Darien Kingdom Hearts played and reviewed. Irritating quantity of Cloud and Sephiroth suffered through. Nasty words written on web site. Same old. darien@perfectlydarien.com Sat, 16 Dec 2006 22:40:47 -0800 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/reviews/view.php?title=Baten%20Kaitos%20Origins%20Gamecube%202006%20Darien Baten Kaitos Origins review! Get the dirt here, fools. What, you don't like dirt? DIRT! darien@perfectlydarien.com Sat, 11 Nov 2006 00:06:11 -0800 http://www.perfectlydarien.com Dave's written a letter. It's about Star Wars video games, and it may result in a better world for all of us. bigdave928@yahoo.com Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:20:31 -0800 http://www.perfectlydarien.com Darien hashes over the demo of Bad Day L.A. Plenty of words, some of which form the description of a contest with a fabulous prize! Wow! Void where prohibited. darien@perfectlydarien.com Sun, 20 Aug 2006 22:21:47 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/reviews Some more Mario games get the GameFAGs treatment. Click the link to find out which ones... if you dare! darien@perfectlydarien.com Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:46:30 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/reviews Darien redid the GameFAGs engine somewhat so it's a touch easier to use both for readers and writers. Exult, ye teeming masses. darien@perfectlydarien.com Sun, 11 Jun 2006 20:47:48 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/reviews Five new game reviews: Half-Life, Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2: Episode One, Far Cry, and Civilization IV. Not even written by Darien! We branch out at last. Check it! darien@perfectlydarien.com Sat, 10 Jun 2006 03:51:13 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com Darien waxes poetic about this year's E3. Lots of long-winded gaming exposition, and quick mention of the new content he wrote, which is a review of New Super Mario Bros. on the DS. So go check that out too. darien@perfectlydarien.com Fri, 19 May 2006 10:14:47 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com Darien talks your goddamn ears off about video games. New? Nothing under the sun, my friend! darien@perfectlydarien.com Mon, 15 May 2006 01:17:44 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com Remembering Beasty, a good friend and a good person. The smart-ass update I WAS going to post today will wait until tomorrow. darien@perfectlydarien.com Thu, 16 Mar 2006 20:42:40 -0800 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/ghaleon Ghaleon is back, and he doesn't sound happy. Insult humour + celebrity cameos == TEH FUNNY. So go get your funny on already. ghaleon@perfectlydarien.com Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:55:29 -0800 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/reviews Holy moly, an update! Darien has reviewed four more video games. If you've ever wondered what video games Darien would review next, now's your chance to find out! Or, well, a little while ago was your chance to find out. I suppose all you can find out now is what games he reviewed *last.* Go find out anyhow, dammit! darien@perfectlydarien.com Sun, 05 Feb 2006 00:46:53 -0800 http://www.perfectlydarien.com What got up Darien's ass? Well, whatever it was, he's mighty riled up about it. And he says your fat. Just go read it. darien@perfectlydarien.com Sat, 1 Oct 2005 03:16:40 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com Darien waxes philosophical about patch day, and wastes his time and yours creating more crap products you won't buy. Home run! darien@perfectlydarien.com Tue, 13 Sep 2005 06:35:11 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com Suffragette City, biatch! Darien's back in style, and hooks it up with more rambling about video games in general, World of Warcraft in particular, baseball, and a new feature showcasing live nude girls. One of those is a lie, but I'm not telling you which. You'll just have to go check it out for yourself. darien@perfectlydarien.com Wed, 13 Jul 2005 00:26:10 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/reviews New feature: GameFAGs! This is a serious-ass game reviews area totally different from the humourous-ass game reviews area already in existence. No, really. It is. darien@perfectlydarien.com Fri, 6 May 2005 00:12:55 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com We\'ve been busy here at pd.com! There\'s exciting fan fiction taking place on the forum, a brand new poll for the first time in forever, overhauled and updated features, and several new features on the horizon! To be fair, this update is just an excuse for a live test of the new RSS feed updater, though. Such is life. darien@perfectlydarien.com Thu, 5 May 2005 21:05:44 -0700 http://www.perfectlydarien.com/ssod SSOD has been both fixed and revamped, and should now be both playable AND more fun. Score! darien@perfectlydarien.com Thu, 05 May 2005 19:45:00 EDT http://www.perfectlydarien.com Terry's back, with a vengeance! Witness the raw power of his masculinity as he brutally tears a cruddy video game apart, and then badmouths gaming in general. A classic! terry@perfectlydarien.com Sun, 01 May 2005 22:00:00 EDT http://www.perfectlydarien.com/newforum Darien finally made the forum work... sort of. He installed a shiny new script, anyhow. Check it out! darien@perfectlydarien.com Wed, 27 Apr 2005 22:00:00 EDT http://www.perfectlydarien.com/communism Brand new Heroes of Communism strip! darien@perfectlydarien.com Tue, 22 Mar 2005 19:35:00 EST http://www.perfectlydarien.com News update. Darien discusses the PSP, the DS, and how fellatioriffic GameSpot can be. darien@perfectlydarien.com Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:00:00 GMT http://www.perfectlydarien.com News update. Darien pimps his Baten Kaitos strategy guide. darien@perfectlydarien.com Mon, 27 Dec 2004 00:00:00 GMT http://www.perfectlydarien.com News update. Darien makes excuses for not updating, and then reviews some games in brief. darien@perfectlydarien.com Thu, 18 Nov 2004 00:00:00 GMT