{"id":2,"date":"2010-08-06T03:56:28","date_gmt":"2010-08-06T03:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.perfectlydarien.com\/storytime\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2010-08-06T02:04:25","modified_gmt":"2010-08-06T06:04:25","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.perfectlydarien.com\/storytime\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not very good at writing novels. I get distracted, I go off on tangents, I change my mind too often. What I end up with eventually is always the same: twenty pages or so that I&#8217;m pretty happy with, then another twenty that are okay but kind of meandering, and then a whole bunch that don&#8217;t seem to have any kind of cohesion at all.<\/p>\n<p>So I got this idea. I&#8217;ll write a serial instead. This way, I can sort of get the best of all possible worlds; I get the depth of a novel in bite-sized portions that I can probably keep under control. Well, okay, in the best of <em>all<\/em> possible worlds I&#8217;d also get ridiculously stinking rich from it, but, hey.<\/p>\n<p>My intended structure for this project is to write &#8220;linking&#8221; chapters that form an overarching narrative, and &#8220;flashback&#8221; chapters that are self-contained individual stories. So, basically, you get a cliffhanger every other time, alternating with complete works. This satisfies both my desire to keep on wheedling and my audience&#8217;s desire to read something that goddamn resolves sometime. Or so the theory goes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not very good at writing novels. I get distracted, I go off on tangents, I change my mind too often. What I end up with eventually is always the same: twenty pages or so that I&#8217;m pretty happy with, then another twenty that are okay but kind of meandering, and then a whole bunch [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.perfectlydarien.com\/storytime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.perfectlydarien.com\/storytime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.perfectlydarien.com\/storytime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.perfectlydarien.com\/storytime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.perfectlydarien.com\/storytime\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.perfectlydarien.com\/storytime\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.perfectlydarien.com\/storytime\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}