Third Annual Darien Awards!

Welcome to the third annual Darien Awards, with your special guest, the fruitiest banner I could throw together in five minutes! What exactly is a Darien award? It's an award with my name on it. They're given out irregularly (I mean, annually) to whomever or whatever I feel like giving an award to, in whatever categories I happen to decide upon at the time. Good stuff.

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The Golden Darien Statue

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