None shall pass.

Whoa! Denied!

Hmm? You think I'm going to let someone like you in here? Sorry, but this is where we keep the cool stuff. Only particularly 733t people are allowed in here, see. Maybe if you send me lots of money I'll let you in. Hey, it's worth a shot.

Oh, yeah; Faux Pas told me to call you a l0xx0r and/or a 70534. So make sure to send him an angry flaming e-mail about his abusive language.

Questions, comments, suggestions, or insults? Send them right along to darien@perfectlydarien.com